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Post by Nathan on May 31, 2009 8:29:18 GMT 10
Well, you know that there is one, on the cherub forums. Death by household objects, thought I would add a twist. I thought I would do garden tools, to see what crazy things people came up with,  Rake I take a rake, and shearer your skin off with it. ;D |
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Post by Wastelander // Love muffin on Jun 3, 2009 9:51:59 GMT 10
Pitch Fork
I take the pitch fork and I stab you in the knees so you cant walk, then the arms, so you cant crawl, then the chest, so you bleed to death.
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Post by mossypne on Jun 5, 2009 5:59:56 GMT 10
Chain saw
I take the chain saw and cut your tongue off, penis (if boy) and figers and toes.
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Post by Wastelander // Love muffin on Jun 5, 2009 12:13:55 GMT 10
i take a pot plant and bash your crouch with it, then i break your leags and cut off you penis and make you eat it (if male), and finaly i bash in your skull.
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Post by Nathan on Jun 12, 2009 9:38:48 GMT 10
Spade
I take a spade, dig a six foot hole. Put you in it then put a bunch, of worms in there. Then cover it all back up
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Post by Wastelander // Love muffin on Jun 18, 2009 14:21:19 GMT 10
whats the point in putting the worms in there?
I use the hole that was previously dug and put you in there with 100,000 fire ants
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Post by Nathan on Jul 20, 2009 7:51:36 GMT 10
I then take a lower mower, cut your hair off with it. Then put you in the dustbin, and set fire to it. Then cut up your ashes, into smaller pieces with a hedge trimmer. Then bury them in a garden
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Post by Wastelander // Love muffin on Jul 31, 2009 14:11:13 GMT 10
the ashes get caught in the wind and blow into your mouth. you then choke to death.
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